GARAGE MONKEYS

KNOW THYSELF. FORGE THYSELF.
FUCK AROUND A BIT.

Our Philosophy: The Flow of Physical Embodiment

Between your comfort zone and your breaking point lies your breakthrough.

That's where you discover what your body is actually capable of: not just today, but what you can become with the right tools, the right tribe, and zero bullshit.

Garage Monkeys is a private collective for those who believe the body is a tool, a temple, and a frontier waiting to be explored. It’s also for those who simply have a body, know it must be worked, but are looking for more efficient ways of doing that - all the while being around inspiring and like-minded people.

Our philosophy is simple: learn to fully inhabit the one machine you truly own.

How we do that is unique: by ditching the convention of punishing (to the point of negligent) workouts and, instead, daring to play the fool - discovering the joy and power of a body that’s truly alive, learning to appreciate movement as an expression of strength, and strength as an exercise in not just power, but flow.

All while laughing and pounding energy drinks, prioritizing ‘the hang’ as much as ‘the pump’.

Take a tour…

Your Laboratory Awaits

  • ⚙️ > ⚡️ - The Engine Room

    ARX (Alpha & Omni): experience perfectly optimized resistance and perform a max rep, every time

    Vulcan Thrasher Assault Bike: test your metabolic grit

    NordStick Hamstring Curl Machine: build a bulletproof posterior chain

  • 🪫 > 🔋 - The Recovery Suite

    BlueCube Cold Plunge (kept at 37 degrees): command your nervous system and accelerate recovery

    Light Path Red Light Therapy: a full-body cellular recharge

    HyperIce & Blood Flow Restriction Tools: precision recovery for performance

  • ⚔️ > 🥷🏻 - The Skills Forge

    RMT Clubs, Rope Flow & Calisthenics: master movement in three-dimensional space

    Blaze Pods: rewire your reflexes, improve your coordination and agility

    Muay Thai Pads: unleash your primal striking power (requires 1:1)

ENTRY REQUIREMENTS:

No carnivores or vegans.

That’s a joke, but in all seriousness anyone bearing dogmatic ideology in any realm will not find community here. Curiosity is king, and openness his envoy.

Join the Founding 50

The first 50 members will form the core of our tribe and shape the future of this collective.

Limited Spots

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50 Founding Members

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One-Off Passes

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Want to Try Us Out?

We get it - not every tribe is guaranteed to be your vibe…

New members are welcome to purchase an Initiation Session to be introduced to our space, get set up on the equipment, and figure out if you like what you see. The cost of your session will be credited towards your first month’s membership fee, should you join.

Not interested in membership? Anyone who has been introduced to the Monkeys is welcome to attend with a friend - simply purchase a Guest Pass below (any purchases by non-initiated individuals will not be honored).

Contact us.

Got questions? Want to know more? Use the form here or text us on the below number and we’ll get back to you as soon as we can.

(512) 222-7646